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Firstly, an apology, because if you're somebody who counts the number of lines in each and every poem, this is a really long poem at 28 lines. It is, however, written in the form of a short poem with very short lines and lots of rhymes. Anyway, it's a poem about the rules and regulations dictating what you can and can't do in a library.

A poem about the first day in a new school, or perhaps the first day in a new class, when the teacher in a completely cringe-worthy manner, and in front of the whole class, asks the pupils about themselves and their families. The whole exercise is meant to put everyone at their ease, but in this poem Timmy's answers to his teacher's questions are less than reassuring.

A poem about a pupil daydreaming in one of those really long, really boring classes which seem as though they''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ll never end.

Firstly, an apology, because if you''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''re somebody who counts the number of lines in each and every poem, this is a really long poem at 28 lines. It is, however, written in the form of a short poem with very short lines and lots of rhymes. Anyway, it''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s a poem about the rules and regulations dictating what you can and can''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''t do in a library.

Our poetry books are filled with hilarious poems about school. Here are some of our best school poems by Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, Ted Scheu, Eric Ode, and many other great poets. We hope your students love these poems--and we hope you do, too!

Many 4th and 5th graders already love reading; we asked an expert for advice on some common questions about helping them continue to develop that skill.

Looking for some good summer reads for your kids? These books, which we''ve sorted by age (4-8; 9-12; 13-18), are so much fun, kids will dive right in!

Note: The forms for these new poems were selected by the poet. Often poems are assigned the wrong form. Please confirm the accuracy of the poetic form before referencing the poem.

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A poem about a pupil daydreaming in one of those really long, really boring classes which seem as though they''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ll never end.

Firstly, an apology, because if you''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''re somebody who counts the number of lines in each and every poem, this is a really long poem at 28 lines. It is, however, written in the form of a short poem with very short lines and lots of rhymes. Anyway, it''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s a poem about the rules and regulations dictating what you can and can''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''t do in a library.

Our poetry books are filled with hilarious poems about school. Here are some of our best school poems by Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, Ted Scheu, Eric Ode, and many other great poets. We hope your students love these poems--and we hope you do, too!

Many 4th and 5th graders already love reading; we asked an expert for advice on some common questions about helping them continue to develop that skill.

Looking for some good summer reads for your kids? These books, which we''''''''ve sorted by age (4-8; 9-12; 13-18), are so much fun, kids will dive right in!

Note: The forms for these new poems were selected by the poet. Often poems are assigned the wrong form. Please confirm the accuracy of the poetic form before referencing the poem.

Kids like funny school poems. After all, school is pretty much their work place -- and it''s fun to make light of work! It''s fun for me to write poems because I  visit schools and conduct Poetry Visits and Poetry Workshops. I have a great time with all the kids, and teachers too. It also gives me a lot of new material!

The first of the poems on this page is  Front Row. Personally speaking, i was always one of the well-behaved goody-goodies. When I was in elementary school, teachers tended to keep the most difficult students up close and personal -- where they can keep an eye on them. That is the subject of this first funny poem.

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Firstly, an apology, because if you''re somebody who counts the number of lines in each and every poem, this is a really long poem at 28 lines. It is, however, written in the form of a short poem with very short lines and lots of rhymes. Anyway, it''s a poem about the rules and regulations dictating what you can and can''t do in a library.

A poem about the first day in a new school, or perhaps the first day in a new class, when the teacher in a completely cringe-worthy manner, and in front of the whole class, asks the pupils about themselves and their families. The whole exercise is meant to put everyone at their ease, but in this poem Timmy''s answers to his teacher''s questions are less than reassuring.

A poem about a pupil daydreaming in one of those really long, really boring classes which seem as though they''ll never end.

Firstly, an apology, because if you''re somebody who counts the number of lines in each and every poem, this is a really long poem at 28 lines. It is, however, written in the form of a short poem with very short lines and lots of rhymes. Anyway, it''s a poem about the rules and regulations dictating what you can and can''t do in a library.

Our poetry books are filled with hilarious poems about school. Here are some of our best school poems by Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, Ted Scheu, Eric Ode, and many other great poets. We hope your students love these poems--and we hope you do, too!

A poem about a pupil daydreaming in one of those really long, really boring classes which seem as though they''''''''''''''''ll never end.

Firstly, an apology, because if you''''''''''''''''re somebody who counts the number of lines in each and every poem, this is a really long poem at 28 lines. It is, however, written in the form of a short poem with very short lines and lots of rhymes. Anyway, it''''''''''''''''s a poem about the rules and regulations dictating what you can and can''''''''''''''''t do in a library.

Our poetry books are filled with hilarious poems about school. Here are some of our best school poems by Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, Ted Scheu, Eric Ode, and many other great poets. We hope your students love these poems--and we hope you do, too!

Many 4th and 5th graders already love reading; we asked an expert for advice on some common questions about helping them continue to develop that skill.

Looking for some good summer reads for your kids? These books, which we've sorted by age (4-8; 9-12; 13-18), are so much fun, kids will dive right in!

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This sorry tale of how good health can lead a man to strife, Was told by one who d never had a crook day in his life. Not since he was a nipper had old George been taken ill. Avoiding plague like maladies had taken quite some skill. George hadn t time for those who groaned of gripes with rampant glee, And many knew the pride he took in his salubrity. But luck can manage destiny, for just a while, to bend, And George s great good fortune would, too soon, come to an end. One morning he awoke to find his body racked with pain. His nose was stuffed; his ears were filled with buzzings from his brain. He stared at his reflection in the mirror down the hall, A pallid ghoul stared back at him. This wasn t good at all! He had the shakes from head to toe, his temperature was raised, His bloodshot eyes were watering, his red face fairly blazed. "My hour has come," he weakly moaned, "I ve seen my final day. I feel my spirit ebbing out. I m soon to pass away!" He made a booking on the phone to see the local quack, He wrote his will, he freed the chooks, he doubted he d be back. Now Jack, the local doctor, had long heard of Georges fame, And thought it might appeal to all to play a well meant game. For Jack was known to regulars to joke around a bit, (He wasn t past anaesthetising patients with his wit!) When George came in to see him, looking rather worse for wear, Jack put on his most solemn frown and studied George with care. With every test that s known to man, he ran George through the mill. As Jacks scowl darkened all the more, the more poor George felt ill. When Jack was done, his face was grave. He gave poor George a pat. "It s nasopharyngitis! An acute case too, at that!" "You ll have it just for seven days, and then its run is through. I m sorry George," was all Jack said, "There s nothing I can do." Poor George went white; his nerves gave out as Jack confirmed his fears, He bolted off with Jacks pronouncement ringing in his ears. He headed for the local pub to contemplate his plight, He spent his savings shouting beers to everyone in sight. The publican grew quite concerned at Georges legless state, "I think Jack s had a lend of you, but I can put you straight." "This nasopharyngitis thing, I ve heard that name for sure, I tell you, it s the common cold! Jack s tried that one before!" The publican was privy to some ravings quite intense, As George rushed out in angry haste "To teach that quack some sense!" Well, no one knows exactly what went on between the two, Suffice to say that both emerged a jaded purple hue. And now, from jokes and braggings of good health, they both refrain, For both will tell you one mans pride can mean another s pain.

A poem about a pupil daydreaming in one of those really long, really boring classes which seem as though they''''''''ll never end.

Firstly, an apology, because if you''''''''re somebody who counts the number of lines in each and every poem, this is a really long poem at 28 lines. It is, however, written in the form of a short poem with very short lines and lots of rhymes. Anyway, it''''''''s a poem about the rules and regulations dictating what you can and can''''''''t do in a library.

Our poetry books are filled with hilarious poems about school. Here are some of our best school poems by Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, Ted Scheu, Eric Ode, and many other great poets. We hope your students love these poems--and we hope you do, too!

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Start it like this: Once when I was just a small girl...

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A poem about a pupil daydreaming in one of those really long, really boring classes which seem as though they''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ll never end.

Firstly, an apology, because if you''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''re somebody who counts the number of lines in each and every poem, this is a really long poem at 28 lines. It is, however, written in the form of a short poem with very short lines and lots of rhymes. Anyway, it''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s a poem about the rules and regulations dictating what you can and can''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''t do in a library.

Our poetry books are filled with hilarious poems about school. Here are some of our best school poems by Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, Ted Scheu, Eric Ode, and many other great poets. We hope your students love these poems--and we hope you do, too!

Many 4th and 5th graders already love reading; we asked an expert for advice on some common questions about helping them continue to develop that skill.

Looking for some good summer reads for your kids? These books, which we''''''''''''''''ve sorted by age (4-8; 9-12; 13-18), are so much fun, kids will dive right in!

Note: The forms for these new poems were selected by the poet. Often poems are assigned the wrong form. Please confirm the accuracy of the poetic form before referencing the poem.

Kids like funny school poems. After all, school is pretty much their work place -- and it''''s fun to make light of work! It''''s fun for me to write poems because I  visit schools and conduct Poetry Visits and Poetry Workshops. I have a great time with all the kids, and teachers too. It also gives me a lot of new material!

The first of the poems on this page is  Front Row. Personally speaking, i was always one of the well-behaved goody-goodies. When I was in elementary school, teachers tended to keep the most difficult students up close and personal -- where they can keep an eye on them. That is the subject of this first funny poem.

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A poem about a pupil daydreaming in one of those really long, really boring classes which seem as though they''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ll never end.

Firstly, an apology, because if you''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''re somebody who counts the number of lines in each and every poem, this is a really long poem at 28 lines. It is, however, written in the form of a short poem with very short lines and lots of rhymes. Anyway, it''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s a poem about the rules and regulations dictating what you can and can''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''t do in a library.

Our poetry books are filled with hilarious poems about school. Here are some of our best school poems by Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, Ted Scheu, Eric Ode, and many other great poets. We hope your students love these poems--and we hope you do, too!

Many 4th and 5th graders already love reading; we asked an expert for advice on some common questions about helping them continue to develop that skill.

Looking for some good summer reads for your kids? These books, which we''''ve sorted by age (4-8; 9-12; 13-18), are so much fun, kids will dive right in!

Note: The forms for these new poems were selected by the poet. Often poems are assigned the wrong form. Please confirm the accuracy of the poetic form before referencing the poem.

Kids like funny school poems. After all, school is pretty much their work place -- and it's fun to make light of work! It's fun for me to write poems because I  visit schools and conduct Poetry Visits and Poetry Workshops. I have a great time with all the kids, and teachers too. It also gives me a lot of new material!

The first of the poems on this page is  Front Row. Personally speaking, i was always one of the well-behaved goody-goodies. When I was in elementary school, teachers tended to keep the most difficult students up close and personal -- where they can keep an eye on them. That is the subject of this first funny poem.

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A poem about a pupil daydreaming in one of those really long, really boring classes which seem as though they''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ll never end.

Firstly, an apology, because if you''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''re somebody who counts the number of lines in each and every poem, this is a really long poem at 28 lines. It is, however, written in the form of a short poem with very short lines and lots of rhymes. Anyway, it''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s a poem about the rules and regulations dictating what you can and can''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''t do in a library.

Our poetry books are filled with hilarious poems about school. Here are some of our best school poems by Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, Ted Scheu, Eric Ode, and many other great poets. We hope your students love these poems--and we hope you do, too!

Many 4th and 5th graders already love reading; we asked an expert for advice on some common questions about helping them continue to develop that skill.

Looking for some good summer reads for your kids? These books, which we''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ve sorted by age (4-8; 9-12; 13-18), are so much fun, kids will dive right in!

Note: The forms for these new poems were selected by the poet. Often poems are assigned the wrong form. Please confirm the accuracy of the poetic form before referencing the poem.

Kids like funny school poems. After all, school is pretty much their work place -- and it''''''''s fun to make light of work! It''''''''s fun for me to write poems because I  visit schools and conduct Poetry Visits and Poetry Workshops. I have a great time with all the kids, and teachers too. It also gives me a lot of new material!

The first of the poems on this page is  Front Row. Personally speaking, i was always one of the well-behaved goody-goodies. When I was in elementary school, teachers tended to keep the most difficult students up close and personal -- where they can keep an eye on them. That is the subject of this first funny poem.

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We dribble down the court, Defense sticking tight, I look for who is open, Every one is spread out wide. I pass the ball to the right, then run left to get out of the way, the ball i passed back to me, I don t know what to do. I look to shoot but, a giant is there, I pass to the post, They lay it up and, swish it scores us two.

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A poem about a pupil daydreaming in one of those really long, really boring classes which seem as though they''''ll never end.

Firstly, an apology, because if you''''re somebody who counts the number of lines in each and every poem, this is a really long poem at 28 lines. It is, however, written in the form of a short poem with very short lines and lots of rhymes. Anyway, it''''s a poem about the rules and regulations dictating what you can and can''''t do in a library.

Our poetry books are filled with hilarious poems about school. Here are some of our best school poems by Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, Ted Scheu, Eric Ode, and many other great poets. We hope your students love these poems--and we hope you do, too!